i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
How To Speed Up Your Internet
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
(Source: cafeier, via thepocketguru)
WHERE THE HELL DID FLAPPY BIRD EVEN COME FROM
ONE DAY EVERYTHING IS NORMAL LIKE IT ALWAYS IS AND THE NEXT DAY PEOPLE ARE CRYING AND GETTING DIVORCED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GAME WHAT THE HELL LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS CAME FROM
(Source: spookifcr, via theghostofwhatusedtobe)